(00000) I named my cat Snookie. Allnewlow.
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August 30, 2010 at 4:39 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]
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August 30, 2010 at 4:39 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]
(95464) I lost my camera the other weekend and was most disappointed because I no longer had enough batteries to operate my vibrator. Allnewlow.
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August 30, 2010 at 4:35 am by Anonymous in - Sex [+]
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August 30, 2010 at 4:35 am by Anonymous in - Sex [+]
(00000) I cried when I lost my phone. Allnewlow.
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August 30, 2010 at 4:34 am by Anonymous in - Love [+]
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August 30, 2010 at 4:34 am by Anonymous in - Love [+]
(95973) I spend over $30 at Carl's Jr on Friday night when I was blacked out. For myself only. Allnewlow.
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August 30, 2010 at 4:34 am by Anonymous in - Food [+]
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August 30, 2010 at 4:34 am by Anonymous in - Food [+]
(00000) I stayed awake all night watching leaked celebrity sex tapes. Allnewlow.
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August 9, 2010 at 6:12 am by Anonymous in - Sex [+]
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August 9, 2010 at 6:12 am by Anonymous in - Sex [+]
(95973) I joined a church just to get the good, free parking next to school so I didn't have to buy a permit or pay at the meters anymore. Allnewlow.
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August 9, 2010 at 6:03 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]
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August 9, 2010 at 6:03 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]
(95677) I served corn dogs for dinner at my wedding. Allnewlow.
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August 3, 2010 at 1:16 am by Anonymous in - Food [+]
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August 3, 2010 at 1:16 am by Anonymous in - Food [+]
(00000) While hanging out alone in my ex-boyfriend's hotel room, I updated my Match.com profile. And then I ate all his potato chips. Allnewlow.
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July 27, 2010 at 5:12 pm by Anonymous in - Love [+]
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July 27, 2010 at 5:12 pm by Anonymous in - Love [+]
(95973) I skipped out on the bars and a party to stay home and watch "Lindsay Lohan: The Road to Jail" instead. Allnewlow.
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July 16, 2010 at 12:22 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]
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July 16, 2010 at 12:22 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]
(59701) I know the lyrics to every Justin Bieber song. Allnewlow.
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July 9, 2010 at 5:13 pm by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]
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July 9, 2010 at 5:13 pm by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]