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(00000) I named my cat Snookie. Allnewlow.

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August 30, 2010 at 4:39 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]

(95464) I lost my camera the other weekend and was most disappointed because I no longer had enough batteries to operate my vibrator. Allnewlow.

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August 30, 2010 at 4:35 am by Anonymous in - Sex [+]

(00000) I cried when I lost my phone. Allnewlow.

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August 30, 2010 at 4:34 am by Anonymous in - Love [+]

(95973) I spend over $30 at Carl's Jr on Friday night when I was blacked out. For myself only. Allnewlow.

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August 30, 2010 at 4:34 am by Anonymous in - Food [+]

(00000) I stayed awake all night watching leaked celebrity sex tapes. Allnewlow.

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August 9, 2010 at 6:12 am by Anonymous in - Sex [+]

(95973) I joined a church just to get the good, free parking next to school so I didn't have to buy a permit or pay at the meters anymore. Allnewlow.

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August 9, 2010 at 6:03 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]

(95677) I served corn dogs for dinner at my wedding. Allnewlow.

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August 3, 2010 at 1:16 am by Anonymous in - Food [+]

(00000) While hanging out alone in my ex-boyfriend's hotel room, I updated my Match.com profile. And then I ate all his potato chips. Allnewlow.

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July 27, 2010 at 5:12 pm by Anonymous in - Love [+]

(95973) I skipped out on the bars and a party to stay home and watch "Lindsay Lohan: The Road to Jail" instead. Allnewlow.

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July 16, 2010 at 12:22 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]

(59701) I know the lyrics to every Justin Bieber song. Allnewlow.

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July 9, 2010 at 5:13 pm by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]

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We’ve all had it happen. All New Low was founded to pronounce those moments in which we find ourselves with compromised dignity due to intoxication of love, stupidity, or substance. Such situations have left many of us with a feeling of embarrassment, coupled with great regret, and a promise to ourselves (and to all of our friends) to forget our bad decisions. Rather than pretend we never make mistakes, All New Low allows us to embrace our misadventures and ultimately share in a good laugh, as we realize the adage, “We’ve all been there,” ALMOST always applies.