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(95926) I cried because my friend went to see Eclipse without me. Allnewlow.

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July 9, 2010 at 1:10 am by Anonymous in - Friends [+]

(95101) I made my roommate do a quick smell check down under before I left for my date last night. Allnewlow.

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July 9, 2010 at 12:52 am by Anonymous in - Friends [+]

(00000) I got mad at my roommate and used his toothbrush to clean the toilet. Allnewlow.

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July 6, 2010 at 2:14 am by Anonymous in - Friends [+]

(95776) I dvr'd a bunch of college sports to look tough in front of my bros but really am secretly obsessed with Dancing with the Stars. Allnewlow.

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July 6, 2010 at 2:01 am by Anonymous in - Friends [+]

(00000) I purposely take my ugliest friends out to the bars with me so that I look better than them. Allnewlow.

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April 7, 2010 at 1:49 am by Anonymous in - Friends [+]

(95926) I added a bunch of strangers as friends on Facebook just so that they would become my neighbor in Cafe World so that I could get the next expansion. Allnewlow.

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April 7, 2010 at 1:46 am by Anonymous in - Friends [+]

(00000) I was really mad at my roommate so I put my hand way into my butt crack and then wiped my fingers all around his coffee cup while he was in the bathroom. Allnewlow.

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April 7, 2010 at 1:40 am by Anonymous in - Friends [+]

(00000) I convinced my best friend to name her daughter Tupac. Allnewlow.

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April 7, 2010 at 1:23 am by Anonymous in - Friends [+]

(00000) I sent a drunken text to my Atheist friend that said "I can't wait until you believe in God!" Allnewlow.

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March 10, 2010 at 11:58 pm by Anonymous in - Friends [+]

(89101) I'm hanging out with this bitch that swears she invented this website...allnewlow!

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January 24, 2010 at 1:21 am by jdbway in - Friends [+]

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We’ve all had it happen. All New Low was founded to pronounce those moments in which we find ourselves with compromised dignity due to intoxication of love, stupidity, or substance. Such situations have left many of us with a feeling of embarrassment, coupled with great regret, and a promise to ourselves (and to all of our friends) to forget our bad decisions. Rather than pretend we never make mistakes, All New Low allows us to embrace our misadventures and ultimately share in a good laugh, as we realize the adage, “We’ve all been there,” ALMOST always applies.