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(00000) I cried when I lost my phone. Allnewlow.

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August 30, 2010 at 4:34 am by Anonymous in - Love [+]

(00000) While hanging out alone in my ex-boyfriend's hotel room, I updated my Match.com profile. And then I ate all his potato chips. Allnewlow.

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July 27, 2010 at 5:12 pm by Anonymous in - Love [+]

(10257) Today I found out I was getting divorced via Facebook. Allnewlow.

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July 9, 2010 at 5:12 pm by Anonymous in - Love [+]

(95485) I asked Bret Michaels to be my date to a wedding. Allnewlow.

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July 9, 2010 at 1:08 am by Anonymous in - Love [+]

(95926) I told my mom I got married in Vegas because I thought it would be funny and she had to take her heart pills so she wouldn't have another heart attack. Allnewlow.

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July 9, 2010 at 1:08 am by Anonymous in - Love [+]

(90234) For our two year anniversary, I took my girlfriend to Wendy's. Allnewlow.

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July 6, 2010 at 2:15 am by Anonymous in - Love [+]

(95973) I paid $50 for 2 beers on the 4th to try to get a girl. She dissed me and took both beers. Allnewlow.

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July 6, 2010 at 1:58 am by Anonymous in - Love [+]

(94109) I spent an entire evening trying to find out if my favorite closer, Brian Wilson, from the SF Giants had a girlfriend. Allnewlow.

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July 2, 2010 at 12:56 am by Anonymous in - Love [+]

(00000) I was really mad at my boyfriend for choosing a party over me one night so the next week, after he finished writing a paper, I went in and added a sentence that said, "I bet your mom sucks great cock." and printed it out for him, knowing that he woulnd't look it over before turning it in. Allnewlow.

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April 7, 2010 at 2:20 am by Anonymous in - Love [+]

(00000) I broke up with my girlfriend on the same day she found out her dog died. Allnewlow.

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April 7, 2010 at 2:03 am by Anonymous in - Love [+]

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We’ve all had it happen. All New Low was founded to pronounce those moments in which we find ourselves with compromised dignity due to intoxication of love, stupidity, or substance. Such situations have left many of us with a feeling of embarrassment, coupled with great regret, and a promise to ourselves (and to all of our friends) to forget our bad decisions. Rather than pretend we never make mistakes, All New Low allows us to embrace our misadventures and ultimately share in a good laugh, as we realize the adage, “We’ve all been there,” ALMOST always applies.