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(89445) I went home with a guy from the bars. I was really intoxicated and the last thing I remember is kissing him in the kitchen. The next morning we found my underwear in a glass of frozen water in the freezer. Allnewlow.

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January 25, 2010 at 8:27 pm by Anonymous in - Sex

We’ve all had it happen. All New Low was founded to pronounce those moments in which we find ourselves with compromised dignity due to intoxication of love, stupidity, or substance. Such situations have left many of us with a feeling of embarrassment, coupled with great regret, and a promise to ourselves (and to all of our friends) to forget our bad decisions. Rather than pretend we never make mistakes, All New Low allows us to embrace our misadventures and ultimately share in a good laugh, as we realize the adage, “We’ve all been there,” ALMOST always applies.